"A portrait of my children, once a week, every week in 2013." via Che and Fidel
Oscar: You and I were out doing the groceries, and a man tapped me on the shoulder and said to me "She's gorgeous." OK - I get it. It's probably time for your first haircut.
Charlie: The other day you asked if I would buy you a drum kit - NEGATIVE. There is already far too much noise in our house.
Harry: It's your birthday this weekend - Happy No 5.
Jack: You can now do 8+ laps of the oval during Huff N Puff. You have an endless supply of energy - soon you will be running marathons.